“老師，我叫雲長關羽，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
“老師，我叫玄德劉備，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
“對不起，打擾一下，你們仨是三兄弟嗎？”鳴人聽到這名字眼睛一縮，咋地，劉備，關羽，張飛集體穿越？
“不是啊”*3
“坐下，鳴人”伊魯卡皺著眉不耐煩的說。“其他人繼續”
“老師，我叫鳳雛龐統，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
“老師，我叫臥龍諸葛，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
“老師，我叫子龍趙雲，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
鳴人聽到這瞪大了雙眼，咋地蜀國名將都來了，是不是接下來還有吳，魏兩國啊。
“老師，我叫路人甲，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”（鳴人：總算正常了）
“老師，我叫炮灰甲，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
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“老師，我叫孟德曹操，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”（”噗，我錯了“）
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“老師，我叫仲謀孫權，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
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“老師我叫奈良鹿丸，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
“老師我叫秋道丁次，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”
“老師我叫·················，喜歡··········，討厭··········，夢想是···········”這是由於誌乃
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“老師我叫日向雛田，喜歡·····喜歡······喜歡·······，討厭·······，夢想是······是······是·····”臉紅的雛田說，鳴人覺得如果雛田是機器人的話，用的一定是蒸汽機，還很容易過載，看看這頭上的煙都頂一個“水遁·霧隱之術”了
“老師我叫漩渦鳴人，喜歡植物，討厭充滿惡念的東西，夢想是和一個經常迷路到我家的小女孩結婚。”
“咚！”鳴人旁邊的雛田聽到這，本來已經逐漸降溫的她，直接突破擱值，暈倒了
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隨著所有人的介紹完畢。老師開始上課了。