正文 第7章 The Letter of Miss Jerusha to Daddy-Legs (3)(3 / 3)

Given a tall rich man who hates girls,but is very generous to one quite impertinent girl,what does he look like?

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December 19th

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,

You never answered my question and it was very important.

ARE YOU BALD?

I have it planned exactly what you look like-very satisfactorily-until I reach the top of your head,and then I am stuck.I can't decide whether you have white hair or black hair or sort of sprinkle gray hair or maybe none at all.

Here is your portrait:

But the problem is,shall I add some hair?

Would you like to know what color your eyes are?They're gray and your eyebrows stick out like a porch roof(beetling,they're called in novels)and your mouth is a straight line with a tendency to turn down at the corners.Oh,you see,I know!You're a snappy old thing with a temper.

(Chapel bell.)

9:45P.M.

I have a new unbreakable rule:never,never to study at night no matter how many written reviews are coming in the morning.Instead,I read just plain books-I have to,you know,because there are eighteen blank years behind me.You wouldn't believe,Daddy,what an abyss of ignorance my mind is;I am just realizing the depths myself.The things that most girls with a properly assorted family and a home and friends and a library know by absorption,I have never heard of.For example:

I never read Mother Goose or David Copperfield or Ivanhoe or Cinderella or Bluebeard or Robinson Crusoe or Jane Eyre or Alice in Wonderland or a word of Rudyard Kipling.I didn't know that Henry the Eighth was married more than once or that Shelley was a poet.I didn't know that people used to be monkeys and that the Garden of Eden was a beautiful myth.I didn't know that R.L.S.stood for Robert Louis Stevenson or that George Eliot was a lady.I had never seen a picture of the“Mona Lisa”and(it's true but you won't believe it)I had never heard of Sherlock Holmes.