“頭兒，我們這塊兒遭恐怖襲擊了！”
“mb，M國得罪人多了，我們倒黴撞槍口上了！各組聽令，第一、二小組封鎖各個入口；第三小組做好伏擊準備；第四小組負責監控；第五小組向M國政府求救；第六小組緊急待命！”
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“攻進來了？怎麼攻進來的？”
“下水道···”
“我他媽不是讓封鎖各個入口嗎？”
“我以為···”
“都他媽敢搞恐怖襲擊了，還不敢鑽下水道？”
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“攻擊擊退了？各小組報告傷員情況，第六小組配合其他小組排除恐怖分子留下來的炸彈。”
“這個怎麼拆，排爆小組沒跟過來···”
“等他們的排爆小組？那還不如直接說等死呢！”
“我抱著它去無人區扔了！”
“草！誰他媽往炸彈上塗的萬能膠！滾！不許跟著我！”
“嘣！！！！！！”