"'THE HONOURABLE HENRY HAWKSBY'S DINNER-PARTY.--Lord So-and-So--Duke of So-and-So--W.Pitt Scully, Esq.M.P.'
"Hawksby is our neutral, our dinner-giver.
"'LADY DIANA DOLDRUM'S ROUT.--W.Pitt Scully, Esq,' again.
"'THE EARL OF MANTRAP'S GRAND DINNER.'--A Duke--four Lords--'Mr.Scully, and Sir George Gorgon.'"
"Well, but I don't see how you have bought him; look at his votes.""My dear John," said Mr.Crampton, jingling his watch-seals very complacently, "I am letting you into fearful secrets.The great common end of party is to buy your opponents--the great statesman buys them for nothing."Here the attendant genius of Mr.Crampton made his appearance, and whispered something, to which the little gentleman said, "Show her Ladyship in,"--when the attendant disappeared.
"John," said Mr.Crampton, with a very queer smile, "you can't stay in this room while Lady Gorgon is with me; but there is a little clerk's room behind the screen there, where you can wait until Icall you."
John retired, and as he closed the door of communication, strange to say, little Mr.Crampton sprang up and said, "Confound the young ninny, he has shut the door!"Mr.Crampton then, remembering that he wanted a map in the next room, sprang into it, left the door half open in coming out, and was in time to receive Her Ladyship with smiling face as she, ushered by Mr.Strongitharm, majestically sailed in.