WhoseDogWastheSmartest
F0urfriendswerearguingoverwhosedogwasthesmartest·Thefirstn，anengineer,calledtohisdog，“TSquare，showyourstuff.”
Thedogtrottedovertoadesk，pulledoutapaperandpencil，anddrewaDerfecttriangle.Thenextguy，anaccountant，calledtohisdog，“SlideRule，goahead.，’Thedogwenttothekitchen，nibbledopenedabagofcookiesanddividedthecontentsintofourequalpiles.Thenextman，achemist，beckonedhisdog，Beaker，toshowwhathecoulddo.Thedogwentt0thedge，tookoutaquartofmilkandpouredoutexactlyeight_vouncesintoameasuringcup.Thelastmanwasagovernmentworker·“CoffeeBreak.”heholleredtohisdog，“gotoit.”Withthat，thedogjumpedt0hisfeet，soiledthepaper，atethecookiesanddrankthemilk.